Sunday, March 24, 2013

Royal blind item: "Which royal couple had regular stand-up fights?"

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Flashback to over twenty years ago….

Imagine the scene: one of the most opulent buildings in the world. It’s a royal palace, not necessarily in England. A man is standing in the study of a member of a royal family, waiting for the royal to arrive. The royal’s secretary is also waiting.

Suddenly, there is total chaos in the corridor outside. Loud noises, shouts, scuffles are heard. The man turns to the secretary in alarm and asks, “What on earth is going on?”

“Oh it’s just xxxx and xxxx having one of their regular set-tos,” replies the secretary, as though such stand-up fights were commonplace. As indeed they were.

Source: The Morton Report

My best guess
Prince Charles and Princess Diana (War of the Waleses)

Saturday, March 02, 2013

Royal blind item? "Which famous woman parades both her husbands?"

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This Famous Woman has had lots of male admirers — which is surprising as she is rather lacking in the looks department. But she has other credentials that might make up for her unattractive appearance and under that stern exterior lies an unexpectedly hot-blooded creature.

Even so, men must show masculine meekness, as the two who married her soon found out. After one divorce, she maintains good links with her ex but gossip surrounds her second union. Are her domestic circumstances all they seem and do she and husband #2 actually lead separate lives?

Whatever goes on behind closed doors, our Famous Woman likes to show that there is no ill will between the two husbands and sometimes parades them together, as one wag puts it, ‘like two prize studs at a horse fair’.

Source: The Morton Report

My best guess
Princess Anne, Mark Phillips (husband #1), and Tim Laurence (husband #2)